January 1992
The inaugural issue -- bumper edition
It would appear that our separate annual newsletters didn't quite reach fruition this past year and have now degenerated into a biennial issue (bumper edition nevertheless). In the interests of streamlining editorial management, therefore, it has been decided that this will be the first issue of a new combined newsletter. Look forward to future issues!

The Big Decision!

One of the most agonising decisions we had to face this year was in which beautiful European city to live next year - what a choice! The field narrowed to two locations - Rennes, in Brittany France or Karlsruhe, in the upper Black Forest region of Germany. After months of agonising, vacillating between the two final choices; we were given the ultimatum, and in one decisive moment, the choice was made. This occurred at the stroke of midnight, thus ensuing a flurry of electronic messages dispatched across the globe, prior to our departure to Thredbo in the Australian Alps. There is nothing like an ultimatum to decide the issue. As a consequence, our place of residence for 1992 (and possibly 1993) will be in Karlsruhe. The determinants for this decision included its central location, the weather (we understand it rains every second day in Brittany!), and (not necessarily least), more Geld. The position in Rennes was a postdoctoral position researching super-workstations, i.e. how to build a microcomputer as powerful as a supercomputer. The position in Karlsruhe is with a software project developing and tuning scientific software for Siemens supercomputers (similar to the type of work Russell was doing at the ANU Supercomputer Facility). We don't have a residential address as yet, however we can be contacted at Rus's workplace from February onwards at the above address.

We are going to Europe via North America, as this has the best deal in terms of airfares and luggage restrictions, not to mention the chance to catch up with good friends. On the way, we will be visiting LA, Disneyland, and San Fransico and San Diego to see good friends, New Orleans for the Jazz Carnival, New York for the Met. Museum and shows on Broadway, and Montreal also to visit good friends.

STOP PRESS ... Another Big Decision!!

Since going to print startling new developments have taken place! For those of you who are physically unable to contain your inquisitiveness, turn immediately to the last page i.e. Cheat! For the more morally upright amongst you, read on.

And now back to our main story\ldots

The Year in Review

(pun intended - legally of course! See under: The Higher Education Supplement)

In keeping with what we believe will become a time-honoured tradition, we have decided to deal with the most important news first. Accordingly:

The Social Column

Following on from the successful 1990 party season of the Exotica Event and The Cocktail Party, this year's extravaganzas have had more of a family flavour. In February, Kim's brother Greg held a lavish landmark birthday party on the picturesque Fort Denison, a Fortress island in Sydney harbour near the Opera House. The theme for this party was Mystics, Conjurors and Prestidigitators (upon rushing to the dictionary to find out how to spell this word, I discovered it means conjuror). Ferry loads of people dressed in long flowing cloaks and black pointy hats left from pick up points on the North and South side of the harbour bound for the island. They were met by champagne and hors d'oeuvres bearing waiters on arrival. Dinner was served, and people danced the night away to the sounds of a 60s revival band. A high point in the evening was a tour through the turret. It must have made a strange sight to passing yachts, ferries and other water craft with 80 people parading around the top of the turret in fantastical costumes. A good time was had by all. No doubt the memories will linger on. The other major party with a family flavour was a surprise dinner dance birthday celebration for Kim's mother (Gwen). The event took place in Cudal, a small country town of 390 residents about five and a half hours west of Sydney, where Gwen was born. This made keeping the secret of the celebration somewhat of a challenge. 51 guests from various parts of Australia assembled at the local bowling club, dressed in 1920s/formal gear, and while the local band crooned away, awaited the guest of honour's arrival. Gwen, who had been lead to believe that she was dining at an exclusive restaurant (with the aptly misleading title of ``Le Rendezvous'') located in the vicinity where Kim's cousin Nicki lives, was astounded to alight from the car beneath the neon ``Cudal Bowling Club'' sign. Still thinking we were desperately lost, but desirous of finding a toilet, she exclaimed ``I hope no-one recognises me here!''. The irony of the statement sent the rest of us into peals of laughter.

The evening was a raging success. Highlights of the evening included a ``This is Your Life Presentation'', with slides, videos and mystery guest speakers. (The preparation of which for Russell and Kim consumed many an evening hour in which Kim's impending law essays took second place - with little detrimental effect thank goodness!) Another highlight was seeing every guest on the dance floor, much to the delight of the locals, doing the Hokey Pokey. (For the uninitiated, a dance in which no-one seems to mind making a fool of themselves.)

The Sports Page

Having deposited Gwen on a flight from Canberra to Sydney (the birthday celebrations extended for a full 3 days and progressed to the Nation's Capital ) Kim and Russell got behind the wheel again, in the company of Kim's brother, Greg, and sister-in-law, Maggie, to assault the ski-fields at Thredbo.

The picture on the right tells the total story of Rus's skiing prowess on the downhill slopes! Rus discovered a close affinity with the snowy terrain. It was, however, a very pleasant few days skiing.

The Higher Education Supplement

The good news is no more university fees or HECS for Kim! Following the successful completion of two final annual subjects in November (with results published shortly thereafter) it can now be said that Kim is a Lawyer (or at least a fully fledged Law graduate!) The four year slog of combined work and study has finally come to an end.

One of the highlights of this academic year, as last year, was Kim's participation in the annual Law Revue. The Revue took place over 3 nights performing to capacity audiences (approximately 1200 over the 3 nights). One of the stars of this year's Law Revue was Kim's by now famous Pineapple outfit made for the Exotica event. It had already achieved further notoriety as a friend at an Elvis Blue Hawaii party wore the outfit as she tapdanced to the tunes of Leif Garrett (if any of you can remember this ignominious teenage idol!) The pineapple outfit has since received further notoriety taking out first place honours as part of a ``Fruit salad" in the Canberra fun run. (It should also be noted that the borrower of the outfit, a friend of Kim's and a fellow Law student, was shortly afterwards successful in obtaining a coveted Rhodes Scholarship for which Kim was quick to point out the obvious part played by the by now glowing pineapple outfit! (A photo of the celebrated outfit and its owner can be seen on the right.)

On a more serious note, half of the proceeds was given to Community Aid Abroad and the other half was given to Homeless kids in Canberra. Both worthy causes.

The Health Colon

The year, (or at least the latter half,) was unfortunately marred by Kim contracting first glandular fever which (depending on which medical prognosis you accept) then degenerated into Post viral syndrome/ ME/chronic fatigue syndrome (these being only a few of the names by which the disease goes by). In addition, certain specialists felt that Tuberculosis (it seems anachronistic!) might be a good contender in the diagnostic stakes. ( Kim feels that this is highly unlikely and, more likely, given her third world travels, that she has simply been exposed to the disease and has built up a strong immunity - nevertheless further tests are being conducted in this area.)

Of course, all of this was not particularly appreciated at a time when final Law exams (fortunately only two were remaining) had to be sat and Kim had returned to full-time work as well! At least on this score, all's well that ends well, and the Higher Education Supplement bears testimony to ultimate academic success. The aerobics three times a week had to go, however.

Stop Press: The Second Big Decision

For those of you who have persevered through the preceding drivel and for those of you who couldn't wait and turned to the last page first, we've kept the biggest and the best news till last. We could tease you along, building up the suspense, but we've decided to be kind. The big news is that we have thrown principles to the wind and decided to get married (with a capital M!)

The event is scheduled to take place at the end of April 1992 in the charming, cobblestoned mediaeval town of Gruyères, Switzerland. We have managed to persuade elated and stunned members of both sides of the family to descend on the area at the same time. A few day's will be spent either side of the wedding (it still sounds such an awesome word!) at Kim's brother's chalet on the mountain of Moléson, at which Gruyères is at the base. Time for all concerned permitting, we then hope to rent a chateau in one of the wine producing regions of France for a week. This should ensure that 8 adults (ourselves included) and 2 small children (Kim's niece and nephew) are adequately catered for and satisfy our own ideas of romanticism. We are hoping to make it a small, intimate and memorable event.

This is probably a suitably apt and happy note on which to end this inaugural bumper edition of The Crichton Chronicle - Standish Standard. We hope that your Christmas and New Year just passed were joyous and that the coming year is filled with happiness for you. We hope to be able to welcome you in Karlsruhe, our residence for the next year or two. Until then take care and find a moment or two to write!